Spider Man 3 - The Bad guys!
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Peter Parker, man! What can I say? Of course, by now everyone on the planet has seen the movie, but they still don't know what I have to say about it, right? So here goes!
For this last chapter on the Spidey trilogy, we come face to face with a Peter that's more confortable in his skin. He knows he's loved by those he cares about, so I guess the movie could very well end there. With a happy ever after ending and so on. But no! There HAS to be something, the proverbial wrench in the crank. And that wrench comes in several masculine forms.
First, we welcome back Green Goblin Jr., played quite nicely by James Franco, the bad boy from Freaks and Geeks, who's on a quest to avenge his crazy ass father who's famous for dying majestically in Platoon. His super powers are: throwing bombs and flying around shaking his fist in fury. I'll give him a 7.
Second, a new opponent arises. He is big, looks dumb and is made out of sand! OMG! Haden Church delivers a poor sap of a Sandman, we dont know wether to feel sorry for him and his sick/crippled kid or just to make fun of his taste in fashion, super powers are as follow: big hands, big smash, big sleepy time. I'll give him a 4.
Then comes three. Venom aka Topher Grace, who is not called Venom but Eddie Brock. This guy is, at first, very cool and funny and you get attached to him, like with Jim in American Pie, but then he gets violated by that black tar looking stuff and gets real scary real fast, like Jim in American Pie 2. Super powers are: big teeth filled mouth and sarcasm of death. I'll give him a 9 ('cause of his messed up mouth...brrr)
Oh! By the way, Kirsten Dunst still has a crooked tooth and for that I'll give her a 1.
Spidey 3 trailer here.
For this last chapter on the Spidey trilogy, we come face to face with a Peter that's more confortable in his skin. He knows he's loved by those he cares about, so I guess the movie could very well end there. With a happy ever after ending and so on. But no! There HAS to be something, the proverbial wrench in the crank. And that wrench comes in several masculine forms.
First, we welcome back Green Goblin Jr., played quite nicely by James Franco, the bad boy from Freaks and Geeks, who's on a quest to avenge his crazy ass father who's famous for dying majestically in Platoon. His super powers are: throwing bombs and flying around shaking his fist in fury. I'll give him a 7.
Second, a new opponent arises. He is big, looks dumb and is made out of sand! OMG! Haden Church delivers a poor sap of a Sandman, we dont know wether to feel sorry for him and his sick/crippled kid or just to make fun of his taste in fashion, super powers are as follow: big hands, big smash, big sleepy time. I'll give him a 4.
Then comes three. Venom aka Topher Grace, who is not called Venom but Eddie Brock. This guy is, at first, very cool and funny and you get attached to him, like with Jim in American Pie, but then he gets violated by that black tar looking stuff and gets real scary real fast, like Jim in American Pie 2. Super powers are: big teeth filled mouth and sarcasm of death. I'll give him a 9 ('cause of his messed up mouth...brrr)
Oh! By the way, Kirsten Dunst still has a crooked tooth and for that I'll give her a 1.
Spidey 3 trailer here.
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pa mas tu nao te cansas de criar blogs? nao tens mais nada para fazer?
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